Monday, November 16, 2009

And it begins...

So.
My favorite person in the world is a blogger. And since she is my idol... i do believe i will copy Tstarr and start myself a blog. So here is how this is going to go. I just going to tell you about my life and since I am hilarious I assume you will enjoy it. But let's start with a little introduction by way of acrostic poem.

D- Diet Coke. I am more than a little addicted to Diet Coke. The people at the Mcdonald's here in provo know me by name... we even have inside jokes... because of the fact that i visit them so frequently to receive my daily dosage of the nectar of the gods. My classmates often ask me when i am cranky and tired why I don't have my coke with me. Also let's keep this first thing a secret. My mom already gives me daily lectures on the matter and she doesn't even know the severity of it, we don't want her flying out here to stage an intervention now do we.

A- Academic. I currently attend BYU. But please. Let's not judge my sass level on the fact that i attend the Stone Cold Sober University. I am the first to admit I tend to stray into the TOO SASSY category more often than the well behaved and polite one. :) I think its endearing really.

N- Normalcy is overrated. I consider myself a little bit of a quirky little duck. In fact lately someone commented to one of my friends that they just couldn't like me because I was just "so out there" I considered this the highest of compliments. I would rather be half wild, as my dad calls me, then completely boring.

G- Girl. I am in fact female.

E- Educate. Now this is not to be confused with academic for here i plan to tell you that i am going to be a teacher. I think I decided I wanted to work the rest of my life with kids when i was working at my summer job where I work with kids who have special needs. Having been bit, tackled, having to call poison control after luke ate a massive amount of glue and streamers, ran down a renegade naked kid, and been told my eye shadow made me look like a scary monster in a horror movie, I fell in love!

R- Royalty. I am a princess. As a child I used to believe I was a princess who had seven sisters all whose names started with T (tami ... toni... you get the picture) and my royal parents had sent me to my family as a test to see if I could weather the trials of a non-royal life style before I was allowed to be the queen. So whenever I was sent to my room or got in trouble I would think to myself, "My real mother and father love me and one day they will come and take me to the castle and I will be their queen." How's that for not fully embracing reality!

And done. I do believe you have learned nothing about me and I have deduced acrostic peom is a terrible way to get to know someone. But you never know until you try! :) Now I feel as though this should end with some kind of sign off. But I hate to be predictable so...

4 comments:

  1. Danger-
    I love you and your poem. I will frequent this site often.

    Tami

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  2. I seriously think you are a genius. and i will not leave nasty notes on your blog. just sayin! :) I wish i could have a little danger in my life...at lina's.

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  3. Do you work at the same place Jordan did? Seriously. . .it's gotta be. It made her fall in love too!

    You're on my google reader now Danger girl!

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  4. Let me just say that you are awesome! And by that I mean danger awesome.

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