The time has come for me to blog again... and I feel that in the middle of class is an incredibly appropriate time. ESPECIALLY when the class is bum numbingly boring. So as most of you know.... suprising the CRAP out of even me.... i am ENGAGED!!!!!!

Also. my font is now way to large and REFUSES to let me change it. So this blog will also be appropriate for those who are visually impaired. My Blog is now Handicap Accessible.

VICTORY!!!!! I figured it out. So My acrostic word of this blog is.... Hate. As in I hate...Cats, Pepsi, Math or Sweaty feet.

H--ippo. So this stands for the fact that due to my mother's AMAZING cooking over christmas break I got fat. Now I can admit this but if you hear this same bit of news from my fiance please inform me so that I may Slap Him So Super Hard. (that is a quote from southpark) So since new years day I have been on a wedding diet. It has been going really well. If really well means I have gained weight.

A--dmitting inappropriate things. So. I read mylifeisaverage.com religiously. There was this super awesome one about a girl who turned every pineapple upside down cake in the store....upside down. I thought this was pure genius. One day I was having a really terrible day... so i did just that in the BYU Creamery. I was so proud I told my English class the next day. Turns out one of the girls in my class works there. Turns out She had to turn them all back over. Turns out she still gives me dirty looks when we run into each other. Fail.

T--Trickster. So my fiance is hilarious. Only time I have NOT gotten one of his jokes was when he handed me a Fred Meyer Ring box and let me have an emotional breakdown because I thought it was my engagement ring.... and it was earrings. Now he gave me the second box maybe 5 minutes later, SO I got over it pretty quick. He thought it was hilarious and that was his favorite part he told EVERYONE when he called them about our engagement. NOT FUNNY> (Ok maybe a little.)

E--Elephants. So I have a 3 and a 1/2 hour theatre class. It is from 6-9:30 at night. I brought animal crackers last week. I picked out all the different animals. I then randomly lined them up in two columns. I would then look at the pairs that were facing each other. I would make a decision about which one would win in a fight. Then I would eat the loser. In the end only the polar bear remained. I allowed him to live. I placed him behind the curtains by my seat. I can't wait to go back this week and see if he is still there.


Now I am feeling guilty for saying naughty things about my engagement. So really. I ought to tell you........

My fiance is my prince charming. I am just so danged in love I can't even think straight. He is dashingly handsome, wildly hilarious, passionate, spontaneous(and now that i have induced sweetness overdose vomitting) I just can't wait to marry that boy.

Gross. Sorry. Love ruins even the toughest of Original Gangstas like me!

and. done.